This wasn't my first but it's close enough and it's my fav post i've ever made

Quote Originally Posted by Reefer Rogue
So im the new guy in town you see and i hadnt assosiated myself with the local distrubuters of the holy plant ( dealers ) so my mom was like "im gonna hook you up gangster!" so i was like "4shizzle my nizzle off the hizzle bo bizzle fo fizzle MCdizzle elephant pizzle wicka wicka word home slice" end quote. so she comes back and gives me the stuff and shes like " let me hit that sh!t yo!" so i was like "okie dokey artichokey lets tokey!" so she takes two hits and shes done so i finish off the 8th of dank ass skunk =) now im blazed as hell and im listenin to "inna gadda da vida" and my cd players skipping!!! why god why?! why must thou maketh my cd player skippeth? ive been listening to this song for 47 minutes! so i say we all lay in a feild all mellow - like, all nonsuspicious - like and BAM!!! take that bill gates now im robbing yo house! now im bangin your mum! i hope weve all learned a lesson today is the poop deck really what it sounds like? you decide. thankyou and goodnight lake tittikaka Marijuana im gonna love you!
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