healthiest thing to eat when high.

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As for the pizza thing... there is just no getting around it. Order a small.

The night was muggy and the air was thick.
Swirls of fog surrounded my feet as I slowly picked up the phone.

I quickly dialed 9 on my phone, granting me access to the quickest speed-dial the market has to offer.

"I'll take a medium pizza, no cheese, extra sauce, onion, green pepper, chicken and pineapple" I said.

In 30 minutes or less, my day got better.

Cheese is the *biggest* imo chunk of unhealthiness on a pizza. Eliminate that and you can eat much more and not feel even remotely guilty.

Of course, it also helps if your local pizza parlor puts curry in their sauce mmmmmmmmmm.