i took my first drug test of probation today and told the bitch i hadnt smoked in 21 days when its really been 7. i also drank 7 liters of water. took this tiny 1oz detox drink with the pills it came with that cost $40, and 4 500mg b12 vitamins to make my pee yellow. i swear to god ive never had to pee so bad in my entire life while she was asking me my drug analysis questions. ive also never lied so many times in a row in my life lol. but the good news is i passed. the bad news is im actually going to stay straight until this probation is sorted out

edit: i weigh 135 lbs and it was a 10 panel strip test, hope this helps.