Under 21/live at home/dorm/etc: ride
Over 21/live on own/out of school: chill

Although ride would still rank higher if there were no danger of snakes. I mean cops; if there were no danger of cops. Why did I accidentally say snakes? I should go back and edit it out... wait people are going to be suspicious now... play it cool 26, play it cool.

For me, there are still a few instances when a ride is a must. If I am smoking "for" going somewhere, it's best to get "that way" on the way.

Traffic- seems like a bad idea, but stuck in traffic, if you have a joint to burn while looking around at everyone else stuck alongside you, it's like you have a little secret code they don't know about. Shh! And looking at you, they are just saying "Man, that guy must really like traffic." Then the douche riding shotgun says "Yeah, either that, or he really likes Dio." And the driver laughs and says "Right, right? Must be training for some kind of gay karaoke or some shit." Then the douche says "I know, right?" And I'm like "Like a raaainbow in the dark"

Also, taking a drive before dawn is cool. Like down Seawall blvd, watch the sunrise as you are burning . Nice. So nice.