Whats The Best...

[turtle420]

make sure you cool the vapour trail from your exaust fan. the postman

... and the vapor trail from your anti-aircraft missiles.
Those are sure to attract attention.

I'm trying to put together a laser for this very purpose... I'd appreciate your help.

So far, I've got shitloads of LEDs and a few HID bulbs I had lying around (mostly HPS).
Various mirrors from womens' cosmetics thingys...
Mylar...
And an Apple Newton PDA circa 1994.

Ideas?
I know the laser wouldn't leave any smoke trails... maybe?

[stinkyattic]

I'm trying to put together a laser for this very purpose... I'd appreciate your help.

So far, I've got shitloads of LEDs and a few HID bulbs I had lying around (mostly HPS).
Various mirrors from womens' cosmetics thingys...
Mylar...
And an Apple Newton PDA circa 1994.

Ideas?
I know the laser wouldn't leave any smoke trails... maybe?

Well, I can't help you with the laser but I DO have an idea.

Take all the lights you have laying around and mount them so they all point in the same dierection.

Now take a 5-foot diameter Fresnel lens and mount it over them on an adjustable frame so you can move it closer or further from the light source.

When those infrared-camera helicopters come too close to your grow op, turn on the lights and aim them at the copter.

move the lens so the light focuses on the gas tanks and *FOOSH* no more helicopter snooping around.

Now the problem is you are going to have to get the copter to hang around long enough for your HIDs to charge up and ignite.



As for what to do with the newton, damned if I know. I'll trade you my old Apple Macintosh SE for it... I have Dark Castles!!

[UnitedParcelSecrets]

God this is psycho. I'm gonna go take a micro-sauna ...

[stinkyattic]

UPS you just made me laugh the most I have all week!

[kack409]

yall are crazy, every last one of you....especially u stinky.....jk

[stinkyattic]

It's the weed. :wtf:
.... or is it! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!