Yeah, I relized the size issue, its just an attempt I guess I can say to see if, I can order it, if i do, believe me I will be getting something better then an 18 dollar bong lol, thanks though, I didn't relize it was only gonna be about 9 inchs, its almost similar in size to the one pyrex glass one my friend had before well, his dad took it... So, then I just follow the instructions on sending money and in whatever time it takes to get to my house, i'll get it. The thing with the catching the ups/fed, well that might be a problem, but I think I could ask my brother or tell my parents some story, im pretty good with that. the screen yeah, i'd end up losing those, or giving them away and then needing them lol. I really hope this goes through then, its killing me to want something better to smoke out of. thanks guys, the main problem is really just catching the ups or whatever then?