Why cant you smoke in your house? All you need is one big ass rip, hold it in for a long ass time. While you're holding it in place the bowl down somewhere, release and just chill. put your head back, don't worry about anything.

One big thing is to have EVERYTHING perfect. I had a bad trip cause my dogs were barking at me, and I got fucking pissed cause I can't control my emotions... or really anything for that matter on Salvia.

As Chowder said, I get paralyzed also and uncontrolable laughter.. god damn that shit is great.