I talk in Cockney alot of the time. Not on here though, no one would understand apart from the Londoners

Here ya go : lor' luv a duck! Hey, ow are yew buddy? feelin alright, farmers truck im stoned, ow abaaaht you? Im gunna go blaze anuvver biggy Jimmy Cliff. know what I mean?

Awright geeezzaa! Aylsebury Duck me dis is some strong shit! Sorted mate.