cockney rhyming slang

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

Gawdon Bennet! lol, its a bee's knees way fer us ter chat wivaaaht anyone else knowin what were talkin abaaaht lol. Like a second language lol OK?

lol
the other people on here must think we are patrick swayzie lol

[IanCurtisWishlist]

"oi pilgrim aye heer yer tellin porky pies bout me wife!"

okay that's all i know haha :] supposed to be "hello FRIEND I hear you're telling lies about my wife" ... okay i'm not from the UK so if i butchered your precious cockney then feel free to slap me for that one

[LIP]

I am lol. Rattle an hum people, learn Cockney an join in Im goin upthe apples and pears ter bed now, so tired. Al Caponed as farmers truck mate lol. Sorted!

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

lip me ole garden gate
so were in london u from ?

[LIP]

All over mate, East [Ilford] most of the time, and south [Croydon] when im playing with guns.

How abaaaht yew my man?

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

lip you really going to your uncle ned
we was just getting people in a six and eight

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

croydon manhole cover

[LIP]

I know i know, but im tired mate lol. Nigh'y night lads.

I tell ya what, its good to get the cockney outta me lol!

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

i cant christmas eve it
what a coincidence

[BUBBLEBERRY UK]

allwrite gezza
HOPE TO RABBIT AND PORK AGAIN
SEE YOU A BIT CAT SLATER