Quote Originally Posted by Inferius
I was kidding...
The only time I've ever had a female come onto me wayyy too strong was when a new girl got drunk. She was sorta pretty, but wayyy too fat. She kept crushing me under the blubber, hot, reddish, sweaty drunken blubber. I literally had to use all of my strength to escape before suffocation. I then locked myself in the bathroom for about an hour, until she sobered up a bit.
A lot of other things happened that night. Worst night of my life.
LMFAO!! i know i shouldnt laugh at ur exspense but........thats sum funny shit right there hahahahaha