Quote Originally Posted by Billionfold
*ringring*
Billionfold: Hello?
Customer: Yes, I took one of your companies Mod Quests the other day, and I am disappointed.
Billionfold: I see, why is that?
Customer: Well for starters, when I entered the dungeon of snakes, I immediately noticed the lack of said snakes.
Billionfold: Oh yes, we posted a bulletin. The snakes were all watching "Snakes On A Plane", and have also decided to make an indie knock off known as "Snakes In A Theatre".
Customer: What the fuck?
Billionfold: We posted a bulletin in the office lounge.
Customer: Well I do not even fucking work there!
Billionfold: Ohhhh that is right...
Customer: That is not all either! When I made it passed the dungeon, the cages lion was nothing more than a kitten in a box!
Billionfold: Ohhh... our original lion quit do to some sort of copyright infringement. You know that lion that would roar before old cartoons would start? That was his grandfather. They look just alike and-
Customer: I do not give a shit! The point is, it was a KITTEN!
Billionfold: Well uh, the budget only allows for-
Customer: And another thing! After I got to the pit of no return, there were about 5 elevators that said, "Return to Start" and the madman tried to kill me with a rubber duck and a nail stuck through the head!
Billionfold: Well, he is a madman-
Customer: You are not actually supposed to have him kill people!
Billionfold: What do you think the poisonous snakes are for?
Customer: There were not any there!
Billionfold: Ma'am, would you please calm-
Customer: You know what, I just want my refund.
Billionfold: Refund lol?
lol
yes but we must understand that this project is still in developement

its a beta