Moderator?

[IanCurtisWishlist]

So you'd like to have power would you?
You'd like to hold the beating of a man and squeeze the last throbbing drop of life out hmmm?
I have what you seek!Become a Moderator, A ruler Of DIVINE proportions, and we shall CRUSH THEM!
*hissss*

Yes, exactly. I only want to be a moderator so I can begin my rise and fall of cannabis.com! I only care about the status and I want to have 1337 status!! OMG.

Oh sure, you might think I'd make a good moderator, and then before you know it I'll be making false promises to everybody such as "yes we can talk about smoking crack on cannabis.com" in order to deceive everybody on a massive scale. Then I will just start randomly nuking posts because I am a tyranical dictator. Then I will hack the server and all your user names will be MINE! MINE!! ***MIIIINEEE!!!!!* bwa ha ahHAAHA!

haha! ha.

ha... *coughs*. Hm.