Quote Originally Posted by friendowl
im a clean vato
my ass dont get itchy

Ya know! A little soap and water goes a long way.

The correct way to handle that situation is to ask the person in front or in back if they can hold your place in line, go to a secure area (preferably a bathroom so you can wash your hands), and do what you need to do.

If I worked at a restuarant and had to scratch my bum, would you want me preparing or serving your food?