stand up quotes....

[slipknotpsycho]

ok something new, post your favorite stand up comedian quotes...

Pablo Fransisco - "Do you think old people talk dirty? .... Old people talk clean! You know you want it you blockhead, take that nincumpoop THAT FEELS GOOD THERE MACARONI EARS! who's your daddy? who's your grandaddy? what's my name, what's my name! i don't know my own name! tell me my name!"

rofl... it's not quite as funny without actually seeing him do it, but i laugh everytime i see it, there are others i love but can't think of them atm.

slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on 08-25-2006. stand up quotes.... ok something new, post your favorite stand up comedian quotes... Pablo Fransisco - "Do you think old people talk dirty? .... Old people talk clean! You know you want it you blockhead, take that nincumpoop THAT FEELS GOOD THERE MACARONI EARS! who's your daddy? who's your grandaddy? what's my name, what's my name! i don't know my own name! tell me my name!" rofl... it's not quite as funny without actually seeing him do it, but i laugh everytime i see it, there are others i love but can't Rating: 5

[yoda]

some guy from LCS - "my worst job was a salvation army donation collector. it paid $5.hr plus tips" - if you get it, its hilarious