Well, my neighbors called the police once because I locked myself
out of my house and had to crawl thru a window it was dark and
the neighbor thought someone was braking into my house. The cops
show up and put me in hand cuffs take me out of my house and search
it. The whole time I am telling them to look at the address on my ID and
complaining about they have no right to search my house I was giving
them hell. The morons finally figured out I wasn't lying and it was my house
and all they had to say was it was procedure or some shit no apology or
nothing.