i'd have just invited the cops inside and then i'd pull out my dick and try to make them suck it, but i would ask them in a polite way first. if they decline then you can offer to suck their dicks. you can always argue that you were expeceting some male chip-n-dales to show up in police officer uniforms. haha they would be like , "what the fuck"... and then you could be like, "that's right officers. i'm a QUEER do you want to put my balls in your mouth now? " ...