Your situation sounds like a reality show from hell! I can see it now . . .

"One stoner, 3 alcoholic anti-marijuana rednecks...IN ONE HOUSE! WILL THEY SURVIVE? YOU'LL HAVE TO TUNE IN . . .

I'd either try reasoning with them in a mature fashion, or get the fuck out of there and find a smoking roomie. I'm sure you have other stoner friends that you get high with. Find one that either has an extra room in an apt. or is looking to get a place to call home.

Cuz seriously, reading that made me sad. Why would someone subject themselves to that bullshit.

I'd pack up ASAP
walk out the door
'agree to disagree'...
see ya around fellas...
hope the redneck thing works out...

P E A C E

See, was that so hard? ~