However.
Any child, or children, who don't call child services after their father suggested dog shit as a special treat might not be intelligent enough or psychologically firm enough to handle seeing an R rated movie.
I feel extremely bad for children like this. It's like the amish teenagers who go out into the world and become major drug addicts/lowlifes becuase they have no understanding or concept of the Real world. (there was actually a real documentary about this, eventually, after a few years of hardcore real life they usually all come back to the Amish lands)