i think it would be funnier if he had pissed his pants
napolitana869 Reviewed by napolitana869 on . Funny way to wake up.. Haha, I just did something so evil i'd call it black comedy. So I'm all cozy in my bed having incredible dreams, when all of the sudden my doorbell rings. So I wake up thinking who the fuck's at my house so early? I check outside before I go downstairs to get the door and I see this man wearing a suit and holding a huge bag and a few books. "Soliciter", came to mind.. and this is where it all goes wrong. I go to the kitchen.. all look for the BIGGEST mother fucking knife I can find. I Rating: 5