Haha, I just did something so evil i'd call it black comedy.

So I'm all cozy in my bed having incredible dreams, when all of the sudden my doorbell rings. So I wake up thinking who the fuck's at my house so early? I check outside before I go downstairs to get the door and I see this man wearing a suit and holding a huge bag and a few books. "Soliciter", came to mind.. and this is where it all goes wrong.

I go to the kitchen.. all look for the BIGGEST mother fucking knife I can find. I then go answer the door, leaving my hand holding the knife behind the door.

"Hey there! Oh man, I hope I didn't wake you up!" He says.
"No problem man", I says.. "I just hope you're not some SO-LI-CI-TER." (Note: After each syllable of the word, I would bang the blade of the knife on the side of the door, to let him see it). I also gave him the most eccentric stare any human being could ever give to another.

"I huh.. I was wondering if Vincent was home." He then proceeds.
"There are no Vincents here, sir."
"Oh must be the wrong house, sorry about that!" Dashed away did he..

Now that might sound a little harsh.. but it was SO funny!
Definitely made waking up fun this morning :P
DannyMan Reviewed by DannyMan on . Funny way to wake up.. Haha, I just did something so evil i'd call it black comedy. So I'm all cozy in my bed having incredible dreams, when all of the sudden my doorbell rings. So I wake up thinking who the fuck's at my house so early? I check outside before I go downstairs to get the door and I see this man wearing a suit and holding a huge bag and a few books. "Soliciter", came to mind.. and this is where it all goes wrong. I go to the kitchen.. all look for the BIGGEST mother fucking knife I can find. I Rating: 5