Except for a few jokes, this thread is fucking lame.
I never went through a "I'm gonna be a retarded fucking prick for my own amusement" stage. And please, all the "Fo real!" gangster bullshit is making my head hurt.

My father was like this when he was young. He is literally ashamed of it now. He doesn't like to talk about it. He grew the fuck up.
I suggest you do the same.