Penis Sensitivity

[orange floyd]

ok i have a joke thats in the mood of this thread...somehow it relates


Joe is a married man of about ten years, and his sex life is lacking because he's a premature ejaculator. He's always heard that his next door neighbor, Buffalo Bill, can last incredibly long in bed; so he went next door one day and asked him his secret. Buffalo Bill told him, "Everytime, right before I have sex, I smack my dick against the counter for about ten minutes until it goes numb. Once it's numb, I can go hours without cumming, and the girls love it." So that night, Joe lights some candles in the living room, and goes into the kitchen and starts to smack his dick against the counter. His wife yells from upstairs "Oh, Buffalo Bill, I didnt know you were here, I'll be right down!"

[orangeman]

ok i have a joke thats in the mood of this thread...somehow it relates


Joe is a married man of about ten years, and his sex life is lacking because he's a premature ejaculator. He's always heard that his next door neighbor, Buffalo Bill, can last incredibly long in bed; so he went next door one day and asked him his secret. Buffalo Bill told him, "Everytime, right before I have sex, I smack my dick against the counter for about ten minutes until it goes numb. Once it's numb, I can go hours without cumming, and the girls love it." So that night, Joe lights some candles in the living room, and goes into the kitchen and starts to smack his dick against the counter. His wife yells from upstairs "Oh, Buffalo Bill, I didnt know you were here, I'll be right down!"

ROFL! Thats fuckin hillarious. Good joke.

[SuperTorch]

:cursing:

[shoi]

ill try it out later... i dont feel like the mess rite now

[SocksThaClown]

I think ladies should try it too, to see if it's the same for woman...








Seriously.

[dankman]

I have been circumcized when I was 16.

damn did that suck ass i got it when i was born i think or whenever i was hella young but damn!

[Mr.Jesus]

how exactly did you come up with an idea like that? just wondering =P

[Ammie]

how exactly did you come up with an idea like that? just wondering =P

I dont know where he got the idea from, but it sure the hell amused the fuck outta me. I still laugh when i read it :thumbsup:

[SocksThaClown]

Who are you two talking about? You're confusing me somehow... I'm sad now


ok I'm good now. :dance:

[OniEhtRedrum781]

What the fuck were you doing rubbing ice against your dick? It feels about the same on my dick as my chest.

LMAO!