mr.brown got out one day
he was shitting in the front lawn
when a car with the neighbors pulls up
they try and get out when the dog
rushes em barking like cujo
they were in the car for 30 minutes or so
he laid down next to the door and was watching em
they called me at work to go home
they said everytime they opened the door
the dog would get up and growl
good doggie

the rottmix
just gets high and kicks it
not too smart but real nice attitude