How smart is your pet..

[FunkyMonkey]

Now thats an odd eating habit.

My cat (rip) was smarter than me. He was more like a dog than a cat. Id take him for walks (no leash) ,send him off in a cab to his buddy's house for visits,kept his toys in a toybox. He played tag and hide-and-seek.
He trained my other cats for me and acted as a bouncer when they needed descipline. I could call him in and explain the problem and he would literally drag the other cat over to the spot the were misbehaving at and scold them. Like, I could say "hey bobby, tina was scratching the couch" and he would get her by the scruff, drag her to the couch, make her face the arm she scratched and give her a few swats while giving a low growl. He would do damn near anything I asked him to. I could literally reason with him. One of a kind. ahhh, I miss him.

I have a rooster named "pup" right now .
He follows me around, comes when I whistle like Im calling a dog.
He warns me when something is amiss. Im trying to teach him a couple tricks to see just how smart he is. We'll see soon enough.

[stinkyattic]

My boyfriend and I have this trick we play on each other using the dog.
Our bathroom is a converted hallway to the 3rd floor, where the bedrooms are. The dog knows that "go night-night" means to go upstairs and lay in her dog bed. So if one of us is sitting on the crapper, the other one tells Miss Tess to go night night and she knows how to open the bathroom door and goes and pesters whoever is using the loo.
It's really funny. This is her. She's half old english bulldogge and half boxer and all genius.

[420mory]

my crocodiles can somersault...

[JerryGarcia]

Yo threadstarter, how'd you know where I live?

[napolitana869]

My dog Sampson tricks my other dog Solomon to drop his toys when he wants them. He also picks things up when we're out for a walk and he knows he's not allowed to eat things outside (like bugs, trash, and gum people have spit out) so he picks it up but he's learned to just leave it in his mouth until we get home and then runs off with it because if I see him chewing something when we're outside I'll make him spit it out. He's really cleaver sometimes which is a pain for me because half the time he gets something its a chicken bone or something along those lines that could hurt him. He barks at snowmen and the fake deer people put in their yards though and that isnt that smart. its just silly

[friendowl]

mr.brown got out one day
he was shitting in the front lawn
when a car with the neighbors pulls up
they try and get out when the dog
rushes em barking like cujo
they were in the car for 30 minutes or so
he laid down next to the door and was watching em
they called me at work to go home
they said everytime they opened the door
the dog would get up and growl
good doggie

the rottmix
just gets high and kicks it
not too smart but real nice attitude

[Davidj56]

I have super inteligent pet's.. I have a pet dog that SOMEHOW can find me no matter where i hide, Has anyone ever seen a rabbit lick and beg like a dog?

[Lethal G]

I have a cat that likes to play with paper balls. For some reason, he's obsessed with chasing them around the room (especially when I throw it). One day I was balling up a piece of paper and didn't feel like getting up to throw it away. The cat was in my room and on my bed. He was looking at me as if he wanted me to throw it, but instead I put the paper ball away in a drawer in my room since it was late at night and I didn't feel like playing with the cat ( I was tired). Well I forgot about the paper ball for about a week. I had to go in the same drawer to get something and left it slightly open. I left the room for about 5 minutes and when I came back he was in my room trying to get the paper ball out of the drawer. I couldn't believe he actually remembered I had put it in that drawer.

[wordddddd]

my dog is dumb as shit, but he has his intelligent moments. for example, if no one is paying attention to him and he wants to be played with or let out hell just sit there and stare at you. if that stare down doesnt get your attention hell start hitting his neck with his hind leg (as if he was scratching an itch), but really all hes doing is jingling the dog tags he has on which makes an annoying noise. he does that until he gets our attention cause he knows it annoys the hell out of us haha.

also, when he wants to get back in the house and me and my sister are home he goes IMMEDIATELY to the front door cause he knows that thats the only place well hear him scratching to be let back in...he even looks at the stairs waiting for us cause he knows were coming from the stairs (yes ive tested it by coming from the downstairs to get him...he was starting at the upstairs waiting for us andi scared him when i came from downstairs instead haha). other than that hes the man.... other than his CHF which makes him cough everytime he goes up and down the stairs haha (not funny, very sad).

[cuziwashigh420]

My dog Roxy understands everything I say to her. Seriously.