Well, I'm going to smoke some weed by myself...

[slipknotpsycho]

I do have a backyard, but my neighbors will probably see. I don't have a back porch or anything like that. Also, I don't know hwo to open my windows

....how old are you?

[YouD0nt]

^ lol Just go to your park or in some woods or something, and go on a "bikeride" as cas put it.

Happy tokin buddy

[stinkyganja69]

make sum crackers, there easy and dont smell

[Phantomnesia Phoenix]

Definite on those crackers, if you make them right they work like a charm.
Also, sometime when your parents aren't home, or if you have a friend in same such condition. Make a massive batch of brownies. They will last forever, only problem is you need a lot a cheeb.
Good luck with your situation

[LuckyNiner]

Vaporize. Or go for a walk, as suggested above. I usually smoke up in my backyard with friends after my parents have gone to sleep..big house, and their room is on the other side of the house. Sliding glass door out to the pool/backyard. It's perfect.

[invision]

if your really paranoid take a old toilet paper tube and a dryer sheet with a elastic band stretch is over one end and secure it and blow yopur hit through it and the sheet absorbs the smell

[SpaceCaptainDimi]

If you spill about 1 gallon of gas on the garage floor and smoke it will cover the smell. The only way this will work ofcourse is when you leave drop a match on said gasoline it enhances the high.

That made me lol hard.
Anyways, I don't see how you can't have a place to smoke. And if you have to go searching for a place to be alone, chances are you're gonna be worrying about getting caught. One of the great parts of being high for me is being able to relax and do whatever I want without worrying about getting caught, if I was in your situation I wouldn't smoke at all. Actually I'd just smoke without caring if anyone finds out. But still.

[S.P.Q.R.]

if your really paranoid take a old toilet paper tube and a dryer sheet with a elastic band stretch is over one end and secure it and blow yopur hit through it and the sheet absorbs the smell

Yeah, but instead of just one drier sheet I suggest stuff it half full with them. That way the heated smoke will make the dryer sheets produce that "clean clothes" smell, so any smoke that does come out will smell like laundry. :thumbsup:

Then just spray a little bit of lysol or body spray.

[slipknotpsycho]

in a garbage bag mix the following: 3 sheets, soaked wtih water, preferably warm-hot, 1 dozen eggs, broken and dumped in the bag, 1lb of dog shit, 2lbs of cat shit, a three pound mixture containing 1 part shellfish, 1 part regular fish and 1 part sea food 'waste' (shells, guts, heads, poop lines from shrimp so on) and a gallon of vinegar just for that extra kick... now what you do is leave it outside for two days so the tempature kind of bakes all of it together, and also gets the most out of the mixture (but sealed tight so as to gather as little bugs as possible (they eat this mixture, you dont' want that) after two days put it in your closet and i garuntee you're parents won't smell whatever you smoke in your room, hell they probably won't even step 10 feet from your door...

[orange floyd]

in a garbage bag mix the following: 3 sheets, soaked wtih water, preferably warm-hot, 1 dozen eggs, broken and dumped in the bag, 1lb of dog shit, 2lbs of cat shit, a three pound mixture containing 1 part shellfish, 1 part regular fish and 1 part sea food 'waste' (shells, guts, heads, poop lines from shrimp so on) and a gallon of vinegar just for that extra kick... now what you do is leave it outside for two days so the tempature kind of bakes all of it together, and also gets the most out of the mixture (but sealed tight so as to gather as little bugs as possible (they eat this mixture, you dont' want that) after two days put it in your closet and i garuntee you're parents won't smell whatever you smoke in your room, hell they probably won't even step 10 feet from your door...

you forgot to mention the ounce of cum for good luck