"Breakup + Stoned" Story

[Loudogg]

Hoes are to be plugged, not hugged. Forget about her. Pound her friend and make sure she finds out. Maybe make out in front of her.

[YouD0nt]

That sucks bro, good luck on nailing that girl and smoking that ounce though, sure to have some good times result from that :thumbsup:

Sadly the last relationship I was in was partly broken up by marijuana. I was blazed one night and she calls all fucking upset and kinda crying, so I'm like trying to act serious and I can't figure out everything and yah.. it ended up me and her breaking up then her putting on her facebook and shit "Potheads are a turn off" and then listing like 5 other things about me that are "turn off".

I like the quote "bitches are to be plugged, not hugged." lol

[sMokethEntoke]

go 40 days w/o sex!

[Mr.Jesus]

you dont need her if ya got maaarriijuaanaaaa

[O. G. ganja smoker]

when i was younger i had a girl like that except she let me hit it and all and she never made out with a guy right in front of me. # 1 u should have fucked the other fool up he and she disrespected right there. if hes bigger u should have used a bat. N E ways she was my first girl i went out with, i leared from her something once a girl cheats it will NEVER work out just cut ur ties with her and keep ur chin up theres hella girls out there bro dont let 1 slut get u down and in a couple years ull see her on 54th street givin bjs for crack karmas a biooooootch

[likemclever]

u should have fucked the other fool up he and she disrespected right there.

That would have been counter productive. She would have totally gotten off on such an event. It would be better to wear your very best shit eating grin and shake the mans hand then ask him to knock the cobwebs out of her pussy for youâ?¦ then leave. That would really fuck her world up!

Come on guys this is how evil bitches work.

[Captain Hanks]

The thing is, I am really in love with this girl. I have been asked out by other girls since she dumped me but turned them down. I know, I am so dumb, but I just can't get over her. She doesn't really mean bad, she just doesn't know whatt the hell she's doing and can't speak her mind properly. I have, asked her out on many dates, but she refuses because she feels "awkward" whe she's alone with me, although she really claims to like me.

Maybe I could get some advice from the fine folks here?

Dude, forget about her, she cheated with you, it'sm over! Hook up with her friend and have a good time.:stoned: :smokin:

[couch-potato]

Ah... the romances of love during school. I remember my first break-up, I was dating this girl (let's call her Beth), well after 2 weeks of making out and squeezing her premature tities she dumps me. Why, you may be asking? When I think about it, it still cracks me up to this day. We went to a party together, after hanging out with friends and having a good time in the backyard we get into a fight. This fight was beyond retarded, about how I didn't spend lunch time with her, I liked hanging out with my buddies (bros before hoes). So she gets mad and storms off into the house. As it turns out, Beth had a small tub of Vasoline in her purse, which she originally inteded to use for us (we were young, and I didn't know I could purchase condoms at that age.) Yes, you guessed it, she wanted it in the poop-shute. She was pissed at me though, so she let some random guy fuck her in the ass, out of spite against me. Even better, since it was her first time, Beth didn't have much bowel control and ended up shitting on his dick.

She felt terrible about this, and dumped me like it was my fault. I ended up kicking that one guy's ass, but now we are very good friends.

This was in the 7th grade.

[likemclever]

She was pissed at me though, so she let some random guy fuck her in the ass, out of spite against me.

WOW.......lol

let that be a lesson to ya, always share your gummy bears.

WOW getting fucked in the ass in 7th grade.

[Dirk Gently]

Well, from what I understand, emotions are the chemical results of visual, aural, tactile and aromatic stimulation. Consider this, along with the fact that love is an emotion. Try to dissect why you say you love this girl. Obviously by all common sense you should not, but chemicals defy logic. I dunno.

Is it at all possible that your brain chemistry likes to fuck with you?