Armor of God

[graymatter]

Hey, at least they promote diversity... you can get American, or African American boy and girl dolls :dance:

[Breukelen advocaat]

I like it! Here's another company that makes a very useful product, Babycage:

http://babycage.net/

Here's a message to the world from the founder of Babycage:

Important Message from John Willis : May 20th, 2006

We have received a lot of mail from all around the globe calling my fellow Americans and I unfavorable names. You foreigners do not know what is it like to live in the great land that is the United States of America, and do not understand many of our customs and how our society operates. Rather than try to comprehend the greatness that is this great nation and our people, you would rather call us names and poke fun. People are always jealous of #1, but that doesn't mean it should come to infantile name calling and bad mouthing our economy.


GOD BLESS AMERICA


On the subject of nonsensical hatred of our country, you foreigners somehow correlate our products to the War in Iraq as all part of the "demise of America". I would love to ignore these claims, but I feel it is my duty to publicly respond. It is the duty of our Country to protect its citizens and that is why we went to war with Iraq. There was a clear threat not only to us, but to the basic human rights of the Iraqi people. We brought freedom to these people, because unlike your corrupt socialist government, we aren't afraid to stand up for whats right. In a way the freedom we have given the people of Iraq is quite similar to the freedom that the Baby Cage gives a parent or guardian.

Sincerely, John Willis
Founder, Owner

Below: Babycage and Babyblanket :dance:

[Hamlet]

I don't know about ya'll but the whole God/Military thing gives me the weebie jeebies. Anyway, always a slick taxfree buck to be made off religion, isn't there?

[sm0k1t]

sickening

[weirdo79]

ahhaha BA love that babycage, I seriously cant stop laughing.

[Breukelen advocaat]

ahhaha BA love that babycage, I seriously cant stop laughing.

Other fine products from BABYCAGE (thumbnails below):

Crying Suppressor.

Is your infant waking you up in the middle of the night with loud crying? This crying suppressor will let out a very high pitch tone of 1000khz to stop the infant from crying. Just attach the cute dog to their clothing, and the system will detect when the infant is crying. You can also administer the squeal with the supplied remote.
Price: $69.99

Baby Cage Feeder.

Going away on vacation and leaving your child at home? This is a must get. Each day the baby cage feeder releases the necessary amount of food it should eat automatically to whatever you set. 3 meals a day, or one large output? It's up to you.
Price: $29.99


Baby Cage Bottle.

Keep your baby hyrdrated with this bottle that attaches to your cage. Put anything in it. Milk, Water you name it.
Price: $9.99

[IamTheWalrus]

wow the baby cage is disgusting, i guess i just cant understand what its like to live in the greatest country in the world ,america, were they imprison there babys from birth to prepare them for there future in the prison system. lol jk no offence to americans just the makers of this "amazing" product.

[afghooey]

The look on that little boy's face is hilarious.

[Kryzco]

what better way to promote christianty than putting kids to sleep in klan robes?

[Oneironaut]

According to the page, you should recite Ephesians 6:10-18 before going to bed in them:

6:10 Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might.
6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
6:12 For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.
6:13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
6:14 Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;
6:15 And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;
6:16 Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.
6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God:
6:18 Praying always with all prayer and supplication in the Spirit, and watching thereunto with all perseverance and supplication for all saints;

So it's not just a Klan robe, it's a Klan robe that can resist the wiles of the devil and quench the fiery darts of the wicked! Man, I really feel sorry for any kid whose mom gets him these pajamas.

"Mommy, mommy, I had a accident in my loins as they were girting about with the truth of the Lord!"