*applauds Imotep*

Aye, bloke, life becomes too long if you pay too much attention to other people's opinion about you. Shit, if I took half of what has ever been said to me about me seriously, then I'd either be a mass-murderer, or a psychological wreck... lol

"I think you smell of poo!"
"Do you? Well, I suggest that the air might be fresher if you removed yourself from my general vacinity - I may not be able to rectify my aroma, but you can certainly reposition yourself into a cleaner atmosphere. Who's the biggest twat?"

Actually, thinking about it, my reply might be percieved as a taunt to illicit a prescribed response.
Hmm, better to ignore the verbase comment, and move along

lol@old grumpies