That is by far the funniest thing I've heard in a while! Btw, where was your mom when he named you? lol Probably still all drugged up on pain medicine! When I was in labor with my second child, my husband suggested his middle name be Boyd! Fucking Boyd! I hated it, and punched him right there in the labor suite. Thankfully, it was a girl and Boyd wasn't an option.

Oh yeah, and he wanted to name our first kid Fox after Fox Mulder on the X Files.
maryjanemama Reviewed by maryjanemama on . My middle names i thought u guys might get a laugh out of my name it is Richard William Ferris Bueller Johnson. I hope i spelled it right. o ya my dads friend said he was drunk when he named me lol Rating: 5