LMAO soul distortion. It's interesting to see both perspectives; being a girl who used to never wear makeup. Many girls go all out and think they have to buy every single piece of cosmetic device known to woman to make themselves feel appreciated and valued, and others, like myself, use makeup EXTREMELY sparingly. The most I'll do is eyeshadow (nude colors) and mascara, but not nasty clumpy thick mascara. Maybe foundation if my skin is a bit odd looking. But I'd much rather have the less physically attractive guy than the "hot" abercrombie and fitch wannabe douchebag. I actually prefer the nerdy kind of guy who wears Family Guy t shirts and doesn't shave, but is nice and funny as hell. Humor is #1.