Making Money

[ThePurpleMan]

I was cruising venice beach today and i saw a PHX bong that i need to get lol... well heres the thing i dont have ne money but im gonna try and get 400$ before saturday... so i can buy the 300$ bong a case and some herb.... i figured i should post my progress.. it might be interesting..

ThePurpleMan Reviewed by ThePurpleMan on 08-21-2006. Making Money I was cruising venice beach today and i saw a PHX bong that i need to get lol... well heres the thing i dont have ne money but im gonna try and get 400$ before saturday... so i can buy the 300$ bong a case and some herb.... i figured i should post my progress.. it might be interesting.. Rating: 5

[dryst]

sell ur body to old people

[SmugSonOfABitch]

ill give you props if you con the money

[ThePurpleMan]

yea not sure how im supposed to make money.... give me suggestions

[dryst]

sell a little bud to your buddies for a little extra cash...buy an ounce and break it up into grams and dubs

[graph]

Didn't richie cunningham teach you anything about get-rich-quick schemes?

Yeah, me neither.


Ask everyone around for odd jobs. Don't beg, though. Nobody likes a beggar.

[ShadowGate420]

Suckin a lil dick never hurt.

[friendowl]

the purple man
whats up
i live here in la
i go to venice a grip

i would say if you want that bong
you gotta hustle
aluminum cans are 1.50 a pound to recycle
start looking thru all the blue cans on trash day
it may sound fucked up and it is
but them people make money
theres this old guy on my block that every single day
goes out and collects shit and he gets atleast 100 or more
per day.thats 500-600 a week .
i respect that shit very much
other fools just sit and complain and do nothing

or go to atm machines and hold up people
to withdraw that 300

[Davidj56]

Suckin a lil dick never hurt.

I hear thats how your mom pays your bills.

[Davidj56]

But really a good way to make a lil extra cash on the side is.. Sit down.. Think really hard of some sort of scheme or some sort of con you can do to TALK people out of there money.

Example:GET RICH SCHEME-1
Go to your local church and pretend you are truly a holy man of god say that your hand can heal..Get a couple of your friends to play along go up to them and say I HEAL YOU.. "The tricky part is getting the wheel chair for your friend to sit in" After people see you doing that there pee brain minds will belive you are truly a holy man of god and the idiots will PAY YOU TO TOUCH THERE FOREHEAD! ITS THAT EASY!!

Besides being eternally damned you will be RICH!!

..Or you can get a job as a groecery bagger?