"because i am selfish and want a higher step in heaven, i want to move to idaho to establish my church where jesus christ will return with joseph smith and his many wifes, to take me and the people who have watched my movies to heaven. jesus christ and i are good friends but he knows who the real lord is. and in case YOU didn't know, the real lord is me, chuck norris--the one who brought you ought of the land of Egypt and who will deliver you from bordeom with such smash hits as Walker, Texas Ranger. THUS the lord has spoken."

--Quote from Chuck Norris during the 80's cocaine party, March 20th 1986. (drug psychosis got you down chuck?)