Chuck Norris joke thread.....

[dryst]

n an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

my fav

[Kryzco]

lmao

i don't care how out of style chuck norris jokes are

these still crack me up

[SocksThaClown]

Chuck Norris doesn't need weapons.. He just has to think about killing you.

[Kenn]

WHO THE FUCK IS CUCK NORRIS???

[SocksThaClown]

WHO THE FUCK IS CUCK NORRIS???

Do you mean Chuck Norris? If so, Chuck Norris is an American actor. He played the part of 'Walker Texas Ranger'

[Damon32]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits......

[jokeyjokejoke]

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.




Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. (Brilliant)

[hempilation311]

WHO THE FUCK IS CUCK NORRIS???

the guy who's gonna roundhouse kick you in a few seconds for spelling his name wrong

[Lethal G]

WHO THE FUCK IS CUCK NORRIS???

the guy who's gonna roundhouse kick you in a few seconds for spelling his name wrong

LMFAO. this convo's going in my siggy.

Chuck Norris enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and makes a balloon animal out of it. He then crushes your skull with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.

[robert42]

lmfao i love chuck