Colonic help with passing a test?

[Damon32]

I know a person that works at a "natural healing" spa they call it, and they perform massages, touch therapy and also "colonics", which is becoming very popular these days.

For those of you that do not know what a colonic is:

Basically you go in and get hooked up to this apparatus that literally "hoses" out your colon....groovy right?

They say it makes you feel like a million dollars after the procedure is done. My friend said that it is becoming so popular they added another "wing" to their building to perform this practice.

Well, my friend says that alot of people are coming in there to flush their system this way to pass drug screens.....especially "cops". You know even a good cop likes to get high once inawhile.

This seems awful strange I'm wondering if anyone else has heard of a colonic being sufficient enough to pass a urinalyses. It just doesn't seem right but this is what is happening before her own eyes. It is happening and being talked about frequently at their place by all of the workers.

Anyone educated on this?

Damon32 Reviewed by Damon32 on 08-20-2006. Colonic help with passing a test? I know a person that works at a "natural healing" spa they call it, and they perform massages, touch therapy and also "colonics", which is becoming very popular these days. For those of you that do not know what a colonic is: Basically you go in and get hooked up to this apparatus that literally "hoses" out your colon....groovy right? They say it makes you feel like a million dollars after the procedure is done. My friend said that it is becoming so popular they added another "wing" to Rating: 5

[FakeBoobsRule]

Some THC is eliminated through feces so it couldn't hurt. I would say that it does help but only slightly. You could probably get a similar effect by taking several laxatives and stool softners and eating lots of fiber for a few days before the test.

[Damon32]

It sure is weird the way police are coming in there to have it done.

I guess there's quite a few of them doing it.

I am definitely into cleansing and I've heard about the great health benefits that this practice provides.....I just cant bring myself to do it in this manner ya know?

I'll have to take my wife with me so I'm not so embarrased about some chick jamming a hose up my ass and turning the water on yo'.

LOL!! I heard that actually they give you a gown and set you all up and you insert the piece yourself, get settled into this funky reclining chair that has a hole in it where your "ass" rests, and when you are ready, they come in and turn the machine on and leave.

Hey, I donr mind a finger getting put into my ass on occasion by my wife while I'm getting a blow job, but this hose thing in the ass is kinda scary sounding.

Once my wife heard of it, she keeps bugging me to go in and she'll come along. "Oh...ok you just wanna see my ass getting filled with a hose dont you sweetheart?" My wife is such a demented perv.....god I love that woman.

[FakeBoobsRule]

Some places have a "viewfinder" so you can see the corn and peanuts that they collected from your ass.

[Damon32]

LOL!!! Yeah they say you can actually see the tube where all the good stuff is being eliminated...nasty.

[YoungShisha]

dude, no offense but you need to find some new hobbies