claim insanity! shove 2 tampons up ur nose and limp into the court smelling of 3 week old finely choppped turnips. declaring you undyng love for the n-sync, matt daemon and ben aflick. say u love there sophisticated play on words in all there movies. then and only then do you bench press a random mc-hammer vynil record collection. it worked for my friend even tho he wos missing a tampon....... good luck