Yeeah fuck that shit! One time, I was with my budd, drinking some beers in a bar. I found him an hour ago and he was on some fuking-junky-heart pills and he wasnt talking too much. Suddenly he looks me in the eye and says: I have some weed in my house, lets take a cab, and get fucked up cuz my parents are off for the weekend. We take the cab and we smoke 3 Jz in like 20 minutes. One was rolling, the other was smoking, we got fucked up pretty quick cuz we wanted to go back to the bar. So after we killed the last roach, we takes the weed and puts in his underwear, and we go to take a cab back. Suddenly we see a cop car passing by so we deside to back to his house. After a while we hear a car parking in front of the house. We look through the window and we see that his dad was back!!! Alone!!! We get out to see what was going on totally fucked up, and we realize that his dad had consumed shitloads of wine. He waves at us and sais hes barely standing. My friend asks his if he can give us a ride to the bar. He says "suuuuuuuuuree!" and we head back blazed ass hell, in car that made slaloms on the road while watching saliva dripping from his dads mouth while driving.... A hell of a ride
rottenPauL Reviewed by rottenPauL on . Hilarious, yet scary experience So last night me and 3 friends go to my friend's mom's house, who lives downtown. Then we walk around looking for a place to blaze. We find a school, and there's a little area that is down a flight of stairs, so we think it's perfect and we blaze there using an awesome homemade lung. So we're all blazed, walking downtown. I swear to God everyone seemed like they were talking to us. And I thought I saw my cousin so I was paranoid. So we walk into a variety store for whatever reason, and we Rating: 5