when i was younger i was out partying one night and after about a half ounce of bud and two cases of beer, me and my buddy broke into a house and stole nothing but about 40 LARGE fireworks and set them off in the middle of the road in a very rich neighborhood at 3 in the morning.

also, trying to order food at the drive through at micdonalds, while peaking on very strong blotter, with no car.