I used to have this shitty place in the bad part of town when I was 17. It was pretty much a party house, and I managed to live there for 3months, with only paying $85 in rent. Anyways, I had this plaster mushroom that weighs about 100lbs, I still have it, and one night, we were all tripping on shrooms and I take my lighter fluid, and spray it all over the mushroom. I proceed to to light, inside of my house. This was in a basement suite too, and the heat from the flames, melted some of the roof. I was so high spraying lighter fluid on it while it was fire. The place was blue with thick smoke for hours. Yes, I know, very dumb.

Same place, different night, we were drinking heavily and whenever someone would pass out, I would light a firework, inside or outside, and blast them with it. It wouldn't burn them and all you could feel was like, sharp pricks from the sparks. I'd light them anywhere and everywhere. Even when someone was passed out with their head in the toilet. I'd light it up!
Nochowderforyou Reviewed by Nochowderforyou on . Whats the dumbeest thing you have ever done smashed? By smashed i mean under any influence Coke/Weed/Meth/ex/crack/heorion etc... The dumbest thing i ever did was probably when i got drunk with a cousin and a friend.. We got so fucked up we were running up and down the roads screaming wee... I still dont remember saying that.. but thats what it said in the police report... :| Rating: 5