Hey man, congrats on experiencing my life.

My mom rarely even makes me a sandwich anymore.

Makes me want to cry. And you fellas with nice moms just don't understand. When mom's are like that they're impossible to talk to.
phoenix Reviewed by phoenix on . Looks like the start of shitty day So my brother got a DWI last night and this morning my moms birthday is not going so well and were going to town probably for a whole day. She has formulated an idea that we are both fuck ups and the problem is we get away with "godamn" everything which includes putting my "fucking" clothes in drawr. I don't know about that but i think today is going to suck. Rating: 5