My condolences, CBSDankNugs. That's one of those things kids don't necessarily need to know the details of. That's why I'm glad our bedroom is on a completely different floor and at the opposite end of the house from our son's. Even so, he once barged into our room one early morning without knocking and saw more than anyone would have preferred. My husband had a lock put on our door after that. And our son has been very careful about knocking ever since.

If all else fails, plan, as our son assures us he intends to do, to send your mom the bills for the many years of much-needed therapy you will require.