beat on the door and ask "mom do you swallow?" if that doesn't kill the mood come back five mins later saying you got diareah all over the place, that should kill the mood
slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on . fucking gross ok so get this tonight i worked like i do every friday night. i usually come home around 10 or so. so i walk in and my moms boyfriends car is out there. i just think that they are sitting watching tv or something. nope they are up stairs going at it. they knew i was going to be home. its like 10:30 now and i can still hear them. it is fucking gross. like its really really LOUD. do they need to do it while im here. im just gonna pretend i didnt hear it and turn the music up or something. its Rating: 5