fucking gross

[BlazeTheWeed]

haha man we all got urges, dont be gay, just fuck some chick all night in your own room, unless our a chick then the other way around lol, what did you think your mom doesnt fuck

BlazeTheWeed Reviewed by BlazeTheWeed on 08-20-2006. fucking gross ok so get this tonight i worked like i do every friday night. i usually come home around 10 or so. so i walk in and my moms boyfriends car is out there. i just think that they are sitting watching tv or something. nope they are up stairs going at it. they knew i was going to be home. its like 10:30 now and i can still hear them. it is fucking gross. like its really really LOUD. do they need to do it while im here. im just gonna pretend i didnt hear it and turn the music up or something. its Rating: 5

[birdgirl73]

My condolences, CBSDankNugs. That's one of those things kids don't necessarily need to know the details of. That's why I'm glad our bedroom is on a completely different floor and at the opposite end of the house from our son's. Even so, he once barged into our room one early morning without knocking and saw more than anyone would have preferred. My husband had a lock put on our door after that. And our son has been very careful about knocking ever since.

If all else fails, plan, as our son assures us he intends to do, to send your mom the bills for the many years of much-needed therapy you will require.

[graph]

When I was maybe 7 or 8 my parents were in their room "talking". Well, craving attention like any child does, I wasn't content with not being part of the conversation. I took a credit card and slid it through the door, probably something I saw on tv.

To this day, I remember the looks on my parents' faces. I looked at both of them and said "So what were you guys talking about?". I shut the door, and they stayed in their for a little while, probably talking about me.

Crazy how everything works out in the end.

[Samwhore]

dude thats nasty,,,,,,,,,,,,,, im glad my parents dont have sex no more (sad but i know that for a fact)

[SocksThaClown]

Dude...WTF? That's twisted, if I saw my mom and pops all over each other I would probably... No no I'm sure I would throw up.

[ShadowGate420]

dude thats nasty,,,,,,,,,,,,,, im glad my parents dont have sex no more (sad but i know that for a fact)

Keep thinkin that hun. They are fuckin each others brains out, they are human after all. I have a test you can do. Tell your parents your going to stay at a friends house for the night and come back an hour or 2 later to discover them fucking on YOUR bed.

[litoz22]

Keep thinkin that hun. They are fuckin each others brains out, they are human after all. I have a test you can do. Tell your parents your going to stay at a friends house for the night and come back an hour or 2 later to discover them fucking on YOUR bed.

LMAO:dance:

[DannyMan]

Heheheh, you remind me of my ex roommate!
I lived with him and his sister..and dated her as well..




I still feel bad for him sometimes

[Samwhore]

Keep thinkin that hun. They are fuckin each others brains out, they are human after all. I have a test you can do. Tell your parents your going to stay at a friends house for the night and come back an hour or 2 later to discover them fucking on YOUR bed.

ummm no,,,,,,, liiiiiiiiiiike my mom,,,,,,,,, not really the fuckable type..........

[slipknotpsycho]

ummm no,,,,,,, liiiiiiiiiiike my mom,,,,,,,,, not really the fuckable type..........

there's atleast one man out there, that would a woman to be the most beautiful thing ever, even if she was overweight, disgusting, scarred, ect...

beauty actually goes further then skin deep, and with my own little investigating, that's really the beauty guys look for in the end, even tho they usually start with what society says is hot.

just cuz you think your mom is unfuckable, don't mean he(or she however the case may be) does <.<