We usually hit a blunt through a bong when it's gettin about halfway done. But the last time I hit a blunt through a bong was really bad. I took a giant rip of the blunt when it was down low and filled the bong. When I cleared it, I kept inhaling the oxygen through the bong water to push the smoke to the bottom of my lungs. Well, long story short, I ended up puking in my buddy's toilet, then made my friend drive my car back to his place so we could crash, whilst me puking out the window and all over the side of my car. And if that wasn't enough...

(ok, but 2 weeks ago I got into a car accident. I knew the cop because he came into my restaurant all the time, but he didn't know me.)

We pulled into a Nice N Easy 24hr grocery place. There is one car parked on the side, a gold Saturn. My buddy and I sit in the car, I give him $5 and make him get me Saltines and water. As soon as he opens the door, who walks out other than the COP FROM MY ACCIDENT. Yep, bulletproof vest and all. So I'm so fucking ripped, and I blurt out "Hey, you're the cop from my accident" but he didn't hear me, which is fortunate considering I wasn't driving my car at 2AM.

We made it home and I passed the fuck out. Not before watching some of Dorm Daze, but I was so gone I didn't know anything going on around me for a good 20 minutes. Shittiest night of smoking ever.