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    #1
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    Warning! some egos may be bruised!

    you woman still fuck us horrible men
    what does that say about you ladies

    [a hard dick goes farther than a good heart]
    friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on . Warning! some egos may be bruised! Men are like.... 1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. Rating: 5
    Love is patient and kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. Love is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, and it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. Love always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres

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    #2
    Senior Member

    Warning! some egos may be bruised!

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Hanks
    and where's the woman version?

    How did u miss this

    Quote Originally Posted by WeedGremblin
    Women Are Like

    ...the stock market
    They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

    ...computers
    They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

    ...Saran Wrap
    Useful but clingy.

    ...horses
    Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

    ...parking meters
    If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

    ...fax machines
    Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

    ...political campaign contributors
    If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

    ...refrigerators
    They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

    ...blue jeans
    They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

    ...country western songs
    They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.


    Take that Ammie!

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    #3
    Senior Member

    Warning! some egos may be bruised!

    Heres the best i could think of...

    Women are like tornadoes, first theres a lot of sucking and blowing, then you lose your house.
    [align=center]Everything about anything that I say along with any information assosiated with my account is completely hypothetical and/or imaginary.[/align]




    Lets stop being high and find some weed.

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    #4
    Senior Member

    Warning! some egos may be bruised!

    Men are like newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.

    Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

    Men are like roller coasters: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up.


    ouch. ok, now let me try and even this out a bit...

    Women are like condoms; they spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

    Women are like rocks... the flat ones are easier to skip.

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    #5
    Senior Member

    Warning! some egos may be bruised!

    Ammie did u just git dumped ? so u decided to start a thread?
    fuck myspace cannabis.com is my favorite place

    [COLOR=\"Green\"][SIZE=\"3\"]\"I won\'t slave for beggar\'s pay, likewise gold and jewels,
    But I would slave to learn the way to sink your ship of fools.\"
    [/SIZE][/COLOR]
    jerry garcia

    \"you may say im a dreamer but im not the only one\" lennon

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    #6
    Senior Member

    Warning! some egos may be bruised!

    Why would you ask that?

    She states at the beggining that it was just in good fun.

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    #7
    Senior Member

    Warning! some egos may be bruised!

    or did she say that so nobody would say what i said but since i guessed what she was thinkin u r pissed off at me cuz i was smart enuff to think of it first? think about that
    fuck myspace cannabis.com is my favorite place

    [COLOR=\"Green\"][SIZE=\"3\"]\"I won\'t slave for beggar\'s pay, likewise gold and jewels,
    But I would slave to learn the way to sink your ship of fools.\"
    [/SIZE][/COLOR]
    jerry garcia

    \"you may say im a dreamer but im not the only one\" lennon

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    #8
    Senior Member

    Warning! some egos may be bruised!

    Quote Originally Posted by the joint meister
    or did she say that so nobody would say what i said but since i guessed what she was thinkin u r pissed off at me cuz i was smart enuff to think of it first? think about that
    I could barely make out your message because you slaughtered english and grammar almost beyond repair. I'm not usualy one to talk about bad grammar but when it's practicaly illegible there is a problem. Remember, punctuation is your friend.

    But I pieced it together.


    Yes, she did say it was in good fun that so people wouldn't assume she was hating men because of something in her life.

    But if she was pissed about a breakup, why would she hide it by saying it was in good fun? Why wouldn't she just state at the beggining, "I am going through a rough breakup and hate men right now so here are some anti-men jokes."

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    #9
    Senior Member

    Warning! some egos may be bruised!

    Actually, the Joint master I happen to be in a very sucessful relationship. I just thought it was funny and that someone else would appreciate alil humor on these dry boards OH and Weedgremblin posted the women version ,which i might add was just as funny/yet true


    anyways guys toke up and chill out. and as a wise women on these borards once told me its just for fun, its just for fun, its just for fun

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