Warning! some egos may be bruised!

[WeedGremblin]

but the last 2 really take the cake :-P

[crudemood]

if this was jeopardy the question would be
why do some girls go lesbian? lol!

[EminEM1]

hahahah ammie

[Ganjasaurusrex]

Womanese 101.

"we are not the same type"
womanese for "you are not rich"

"But I love him"
womanese for, "He can run over me with a car and I would say it was an accident.

"no rush"
womanese for, "it will never happen"

"its late"
womanese for, "we arent going to bed together"

"I will be ready in thirty minutes"
womanese for, "I will be ready in two hours"

"we had an amicable divorce"
womanese for, "I took him to the cleaners"

"I have never felt this way toward a man before"
womanese for, "I have never felt this way toward a man.............this week.

"lets see where this goes"
womanese for, "this aint going anywhere"

"ill do anything you want"
womanese for, "you just hit paydirt"

"we had a bumpy marriage"
womanese for, "I nagged him to death"

"i like sensitive guys"
womanese for, "I like to dominate men"

"we had an on again, off again relationship"
womanese for, "I kept him around until the next turkey showed up"

"our lives have changed"
womanese for, "I am dumping you because I cant change you, you moron".

"im tired of games"
womanese for, "the next guy that shows up will get lucky"

"I dont go out with someone who makes less than I do"
womanese for, "now I know what a rich man goes through"

"we are in a transitional stage"
womanese for, "he will be history next month"

"we grew apart"
womanese for, "he forgot about romance and affection"

"money isnt important"
womanese for, "money is important and thats why I brought it up"

"looks arent important"
womanese for, "you better believe looks are important"

"we remain on good terms"
womanese for, "you would pass out if you saw the size of these alimony checks"

"i am dieting"
womanese for, "I have no plans to eat less"

"I am short"
womanese for, "I am fat"

"sleeping together"
womanese for, "we are not sleeping together"

"where is this going"
womanese for, "when are we going to get married"

"we broke up"
womanese for, "I dumped his ass"

"petite or slender" (in a dating ad)
womanese for, "10 pounds overweight"

"chemistry"
womanese for, "I had instant high interest level"

"I am thirtyish
womanese for, "my fourteth birthday is tommorrow"

"he played games"
womanese for, "I am structured and have no sense of humor"

"I have nothing to wear"
womanese for, "I have 4 closets full of clothes"

"Ill think about it"
womanese for, "not if we were stranded on a desert island"

"i love you"
womanese for, "now its your turn to say it"

"I cant figure you out"
womanese for, "you being an emotional challenge are raising my interest level"




Right back at ya.

[Ammie]

hahaahahahaha thats MINT!

[Lethal G]

LMFAO. Some of these are so true.

"Women are like

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights."

I may just put this in my siggy.

[JR77]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Good one!!!!!

[tyrantowns]

lmfao so true.. Great thread .

[Captain Hanks]

Men are like....

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ......
They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The
older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .......Blenders You
need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for
your hips.

6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores .....
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .....Mascara . They
usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They
satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You
never know when they're coming, how many inches
you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like .Lava Lamps .... Fun
to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots
.......... All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.


hahahaha this was to funny not to share
and remember its just for fun

and where's the woman version?

[DannyMan]

Mwheheheheh

Ego's are overrated anyway.