Quote Originally Posted by 2600
Send him a huge fancy bouquet of flowers, along with a loooong ass rambling note about your feelings and about "where we are right now" and the future of your relationship. Sign it "miss you- dryst".

Yeah, it's "expensive", and yeah it's not great "revenge". But it would be funny, and it would confuse him. And he probably won't rob you again, or get near you. In fact, you're more likely to have a restraining order issued on you not to come within 500 yards of him (depending on your state's stalking laws). That could be nothing but good for your reputation.

But if not an expensive bouquet, then a singing telegram at least. But you have to write the song, and work with the singing telegram guy a couple hours a day for like a week to make sure the performance is flawless. It's a dryst original ballad, at least 7 minutes long. If you insist on pain in addition to confusion (assuming you have the cash), at the end of the ballad, this guy is so confused (yet deeply moved) by that tonal and lyrical emotional masterpiece, that he never noticed the singing telegram guy was none other than actor/singer/former KOTC fighting champion/songwriter Ricco Rodriguez! What a treat!

Good luck, and let us know what you decide to do!
I fully concur with this!^^^ Mind games man, mind games.