I was talking tough on a community forum when I was younger, and I was talking about getting into a fight with this guy. Anyways I was trying to say

"I would give you two shots to the head and you'd be on the ground shitting yourself"

It ended up coming out like this

" I would give you two shits to the head and you'd be on the ground shotting yourself"

Kind of embarrassing yeah.... when Im tryin to talk shit.