A couple of years ago I went out with some friends and told my wife I'd be home by 12 or so. Well, as usual my budsand I got shitfaced and they talked me into going to the strip club. I knew I would be in real trouble when I got home (4am), so I thought I would try to improve my situation. When I got home there was someone sleeping on my couch with the tv on. Figuring my wife fell asleep waiting to yell at me, I thought I'd try to have a little fun. I lifted the covers by her feet and proceeded to strip her and gave here a little oral pleasure. She never really woke up so I figured maybe she had something to drink and actually passed out. Anyway, she kinda gave me a little moan or two and I decided to give up. I went to the bathroom to wash up and had the shit scared out of me by my wife (sitting on the toilet.) I yelled and she jumped up and said shhh... You'll wake your mother......