Joke Time!

[Wesley Pipes]

whats the peak of pain??




a one armed man hanging off the edge of a cliff with itchy balls

[yankeesgirl83]

Two stoners are sitting on a couch after just having smoked. They hear a knock on the door. A half hour passes. One of them says "I think someone knocked on the door." A half hour passes. The other says "Maybe we should see who it is." A half hour passes. They get up and walk to the door. A half hour passes. They open the door. On the other side is their friend, another stoner. He grins when he sees his friends and says "Damn, you two are quick!"

[chisme]

where does sadam hussain put al his cd's?

iraq ( ai-rack /a-rack)

[Kenn]

why does a dog lick his dick?.....................cause he can.

[Kenn]

man finds bottle on beach opens it out comes a jeanie so he gets the 3 wishes 1st wish plz says the jeanie , um ithink ill get rid of all terrorist in the world ......bang .it was done no terrorists on earth. Next wish plz says the jeanie.um Ithink ill get rid of all politicians aswell........bang..... it was done ....next wish plz says jeanie......ummmmm........lets see no terrorists no politicians........ ill just have a coke thanx!

[pogmoasal1]

^^ that spawns from a racist joke. funny none the less

ok here we go this one is straight from the mother

why dont you hear bunnys have sex?


cause they have cotton balls.

and now one from my scottish dad

how did the scottsmen find his sheep in the tall grass?

very satisfying

[Kenn]

what do u call a russian with 3 balls?.....



Whodya Nikabollockov

classic comedy lmfao..:thumbsup:

[Kenn]

bear and a rabbit taking ashit in thr woods bear says to rabbit. Do u av any problems with shit sticking to ur fur?.no says the bunny.So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass..lol i love this one!

[Smokingpinky]

Judging from your joke and your avatar...someone has a muffin fetish.

Haha, no actually, when I was just trying to think of something for my avatar I thought of how funny that joke was one time when I was high and it was created. Muffins are good...but not that good, lmao.

[Kenn]

What is transperant and lies in the gutter............a crackhead with the shit kicked outta him.