dunno if anyones heard this one before, its quite old (in my neck of the woods anyway)...

So Bruce Willis, Sly Stallone and Micheal Jackson are on this plane right, theres also a few kid passengers too..

so the plane starts to go down...

Willis:" theres only 3 parachutes!!"

Stallone: "Thats cool, theres enough for us then"

Willis: "What about the kids?"

Stallone: "Fuck the kids!"

Jackson: "Do we have time!??"

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